so my boyfriend and i were watching monster factory the other day, and one thing leads to another, and we’re making out, right
and as it turns out we forgot to pause the video bc we separated for a second and looked at each other
there was a moment of silence
and then the room is flooded with the sound of griffin mcelroy exclaiming
I THINK THOSE TWO PEOPLE ARE ABOUT TO HAVE SEX
and according to my boyfriend, that was the fastest they’ve ever seen me move bc as soon as that moment was over i was across the room turning off that video because that was the most utterly visceral deer in the headlights moment i’ve ever experienced and it will forever be screaming unerringly in the back of my mind the moment a single molecule of my body even considers the concept of sex i fuckign HATE griffin mcelro
this is the scariest tweet ive ever seen reading this made me feel like im in the twilight zone
<I>what the fuck is buffalo chicken dip</I>
it’s 2028, alexa informs you that a radiation storm is rolling in from the eastern wastes as your food replicator slowly prints a plate of soy protein wings. your wife holoprojects from work to tell you she has another nine hours at the amazon warehouse and she’s gotta go before she burns her unpaid five minute lunch break. the seven friends you’re sharing a studio apartment with are huddled on the floor, each jacked into vr rigs. the superbowl is endless and your heart is a yawning void.
The outspoken liberal mayor of the northern Polish city of Gdańsk, Paweł Adamowicz, died today after being stabbed on stage in front of thousands of people during a charity concert.
Video footage of the incident shows the assailant addressing the crowd from a microphone on the stage. He is reported as saying:
“Hello! Hello! My name is Stefan. I sat innocent in prison, I sat innocent in prison. Civic Platform tortured me, and that’s why Adamowicz is dead.”
The suspect, who was released from prison last month after serving a sentence for bank robberies, was immediately detained.
According to police sources quoted by Polish news broadcaster TVN24, the assailant is understood to have been planning the attack for some time.
Adamowicz was a powerful liberal voice in a country that has been governed by the rightwing Law and Justice party since 2015. He is best known in Poland and internationally as a staunch supporter of LGBT rights and the rights of migrants and refugees during a period of rising anti-migrant sentiment.
“I am a European so my nature is to be open,” Adamowicz told the Guardian in 2016.
This is the first assassination of a high-ranking Polish politician, while in office, since communism ended in 1989.
Jack Black: makes vids where he’s having fun with his kid
Youtuber Academics:
jack black: makes videos that carry a delightful energy but with very low production values, just him and his son on a cellphone camera
these fuckers, who have like an entire camera crew and partnered with youtube 4 years ago and are threatened by the idea that entertaining content doesnt have to come from the same 5 people:
Early video game designer: Okay, we’re just about done with this level
Video game designer’s manager: Great! Did you figure out what to put at the end?
designer: Yeah, we put this tough, nasty, mean, ugly monster that the player has to beat. We made sure killing the monster feels as rewarding as possible.
